Two women, who had been friends for years, decided to go for a Girls' Night Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a head stone or something. The first woman had nothing to dry herself with, so she took off her panties, used them, and threw them away. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of underwear and didn't want to ruin them, so she decided to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves and dry herself with it.

The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "This girls' night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came home last night without her panties."

"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that said, "FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."